Ahoy Maties! International Pirate Day!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Smartly, ye scurvey dogs, get ya talking like a pirate! Only 12hrs to enjoy!

My only objection - the top pickup line for use by lasses is You.
Pants Off. Now.

On exactly which day is that not supposed to work? It would be
international no-sex day and I think it would still have the same
result!

Ahoy me harties!!